14 best funny gifts for women

• BEST FRIENDS GIFTS- This is a great joke gift ideas for a scented candle with a humorous quote reads "My last f--k. Oh look, it’s on fire". Funny Candle For Friend, Funny Candle, Gag Gift
• BIRTHDAY GIFTS FOR WOMEN FRIENDS FEMALE- Light this luxury scented candles to create a dreamy ambiance in your home. These strong scented, natural candles make for the perfect best friend gifts, unique gifts for women
• FUNNY GIFTS FOR MANY OCCASIONS- The perfect gift for that bff in your life. A novelty gift for boyfriend, birthday, valentines day, long distance friendship, graduation, moving away, Thanksgiving, Christmas, gift exchange, wedding, anniversary, bachelorette party, housewarming, coworker leaving, retirement
• ECO-FRIENDLY And REUSABLE- The candle is handmade with high quality soy wax and fragrance oils. Our soy wax burns nice and clean and Eco-friendly! Wax can easily be cleaned out of the jar with hot soapy water and the jar can be reused or recycled
• LAVENDER FRAGRANCE- Relaxation is the main benefit of Lavender Scented Candles. It can also be used to make the room feel more relaxed simply. Whether it's a business meeting or a room with lavender fragrance, it eases tension and makes the room more reassuring, the smell is related to the relaxation of people's mind in various family study groups. Approximately 50 hours burning time

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GIFT READY!

If you are in search of the perfect gift or just want to let someone know you are thinking of them, you have come to the right place! An exciting time for anyone! And with this funny quote, you really cannot go wrong!

Vegan, cruelty-free, paraben-free and phthalate-free, this 7oz Soy Candle uses soy wax, cotton core wicks and phthalate-free fragrances infused with essential oils.

Burn Time : approx 40-50 hrs.

PERFECT FUNNY, TONGUE- IN- CHEEK GIFT FOR A FRIEND

WHY SOY CANDLES?

Soy wax prevents soot build up and is cleaner

- burns cleaner no petrol carbon soot

- burns cooler which makes it last 30% to 50% longer

- renewable resource (soybeans)

HOW IT SMELLS:

Restore the clean and transparent lavender aroma, the sense of cleanliness is very prominent, soft with warmth, like flying over the whole lavender field, feel the wanton bloom under the sun, warm as before

It is suggested that the bottle body should be used in a variety of ways

Easy to clean - just use hot soapy water for washing the jar after the candle has finished.

After cleaning, you may find that the bottle seems to have many possibilities, so we tried to provide a variety of possibilities to make the beautiful candle jar more practical.

• Best friend gifts for women; A unique wine gift idea for her, best friend, bff, bestie, sister, unbiological, soul sister, long distance friend, wine, coffee loving friend, girlfriend, female friend, mom friend, school friend, coworker, boss friend, roommate, hostess
• Fun birthday gifts for friends female, friendship gifts for women, best friend Christmas gifts, stocking stuffer for friends, valentines, galentines day gifts for friends, graduation gifts for her, mothers day, thank you gifts, going away gifts for friends moving, coworker leaving, housewarming gifts
• Vacuum insulated; Provides maximum insulation to keep your favorite beverage hot or cold as long as possible; Gives a good grip and never sweats on the outside, no matter what temperature your drink is
• Durable and unbreakable; Constructed of 18/8 food-grade stainless steel; Comes with a BPA free clear lid, stainless steel straw, cleaning brush and unique gift box; Hand wash recommended
• Perfect size for holding any beverage including wine, beer, cocktails, champagne, water, coffee, tea, milk, juice and more; Use in outdoor or indoor; Great for the pool, lake, beach, patio, BBQ, picnic, raves, camping, boating, family reunion, friends gathering, corporate party, drinking night

User questions & answers

Question:	Are the letters adhesive vinyl
Answer:	All together I dont know exactly but can fit a childs ankle or a plus size women

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Perfect Gift, Perfect Size

Perfect gift for all occasions; Use in outdoor or indoor for holding any beverage including wine, beer, cocktails, champagne, water, coffee, tea, milk, juice and more.

Vacuum Insulated & Never Sweats

Provides maximum insulation to keep your beverage hot or cold as long as possible; Gives a good grip and won't sweat on the outside, no matter what temperature your drink is.

Best Gifts for Your Loved Ones

Gifts for best friend birthday, friendship, valentines day, mothers day, graduation, thank you gifts, stocking stuffer, Christmas gifts for friends, going away gifts for friends moving.

• Best friend gifts; Characterized by its saying “Our friendship is like this candle; If you forget me, I’ll burn your house down”, this friendship candle makes a funny humorous gift for your best friends, especially for those who appreciate candles; Great joke gift ideas for best friend, long distance friend, bff, bestie, true friend, longtime friend, new friend, old friend, forever friend, work friend
• A huge hit at many occasions; Gifting this candle is a unique way to show your best friend how important the friendship between her and you; Perfect for best friend Christmas gift, stocking stuffers for friends, best friend birthday gift, best friend going away gift, long distance friendship gift, graduation, mothers day, or just because
• 50 hours burning time; Poured in a reusable glass jar, 9oz cotton wick scented candle will burn for approximately 50 hours in typical conditions
• 100% natural soy wax; Scented soy candle is made from natural soy wax; Soy wax provides a slower and cleaner burn, which is better for environment, burns more sufficiently and longer
• Lavender fragrance; Infused with premium lavender fragrances, this candle is great for sleep-promoting and relief from anxiety, depression, and stress; A perfect addition to bathroom, bedroom, kitchen, living room, office etc

User questions & answers

Question:	Can somebody please tell me where this candle is made?thanks
Answer:	I gave this candle as a gift and did not notice where it was made.

• 【Quote】 :I Have a Guardian Angel in Heaven I Call Her - Mom
• 【Amazing Keychain Gifts】: This Strive for Progress Not Perfection motivational quote keychain is there to give you a calm and balanced ambiance. It will be there to remind you to stay positive and give you that gentle nudge to steer you back in whenever you need it.
• 【STAINLESS STEEL】- Top stainless steel keychain; Never fade; Never Tarnish; Never cause any allergy.
• 【PERFECT GIFT CHOICE】Wrapped in a classic beautiful wood gift box, is ready to be given as a gift - no wrapping paper or gift bags required.
• 【SERVICE GUARANTEE】： 90-day money-back guarantee for any reason;If there are any problems with the purchase, please feel free to contact us, we will help to fix the problem or make the full refund.

• 💕The Mysterious Morse Code💕 Morse code is composed of dots and dashes which represent different letters or numbers. The international morse code encodes the 26 English letters A through Z. Morse code is a good idea to send hidden messages to him or her.
• 💕Size and Material💕 Length: 6.8" + 1.96" extended. Our bracelets are made of high quality stainless steel which is very lightweight, easy for all-day wear. They are nickel-free and lead-free, safe for sensitive skin.
• 💕Handmade Jewelry With Love💕 Each morse code bracelet is made and tested by our dedicated employees under serious quality control, solid and durable, color will last a long time without tarnish. With our great craftsmanship, the bracelets end up nicely and sturdy.
• 💕Beautiful Gift Package💕 Package contain a beautiful gift card and Wrapped in a gift envelope, it surely can be a thoughtful present for your mother, girlfriend, wife, family and friends on Mother 's Day , Wedding , Anniversary day ,Valentine's Day or Christmas Day.
• 💕 Great Customer Service💕 We offer you a 90 day no-question-asked Money back Service or free exchange to ensure you have a 100% satisfied purchasing experience. Anything about product or your advice,contact us on amazon we'd love to help and we are good troubleshooter.

• 【Morse Code Bracelets- Jewelry with a Meaning】Strengthen the connection between friends, family, and loved ones with a morris code bangle that sends a special message - something to remember, inspire, and celebrate! Engraved words: I LOVE YOU
• 【Code Outside Makes Bracelet Look Stylish (Others are Plain)】 We engrave the dots and dashes outside to make it look unique but subtle, while other bracelets remain plain looking. The morse bangle is Ldurian's original design, and you will not find similar ones out there.
• 【Adjustable Cuff Size, Tarnish Resistant, Smooth & Comfortable】 Open and adjustable size to fit women, teen girls, men. Bracelet diameter: 2.5'' (6cm); circumference 7.85'' (19cm). The edges are smooth and don't catch on clothing or skin. The cuff is made from stainless steel, lead free, nickle free, and hypoallergenic. It will not tarnish, rust or change color. Shower and swimming friendly.
• 【Bracelets Packed in a Small Blue Box - A Gift for Women or Men】 This Morse Code bracelet is the perfect way to connect with her, him, friends, daugter, girl, boy, mom, sister, wife. It will be a piece of precious jewelry to send out on birthday, Christmas, Thanksgiving, Valentines, end of year, anniversary.
• 【Legible Engravement that Never Wears】 The bracelet bangle is with DEEP and CLEAR engraving - not printed or laser - so the Morris Code will last forever. The engraving is highlighted with a permanent black dye to make it look 5-D. Our competitors' words are laser engravement that wears shortly and looks flat.

User questions & answers

Question:	So how do i know what batch I'm purchasing? How can i make sure the word will be engraved on the inside
Answer:	You should be able to engrave on this item by a jeweler
Question:	Do the morse code markings vary in size (are they smaller for "grateful" than for "family") depending on number of letters
Answer:	Hi Emily,I ordered it as a present directly to my friends and they both loved it so much but they did not mention anything about the box therefore, unfortunately I cannot help you in that respect.
Question:	Why different bracelet quality on different orders? Thanks
Answer:	Its gold plated, not sure the material underneath
Question:	orders, second order was substandard quality. Why
Answer:	No it does not come with a stand.

• 【Quote】 : Your Love Has Been My Anchor
• 【Amazing Keychain Gifts】-The key chain is designed as a letter tag, which printed with "Your Love Has Been My Anchor " ,expressing your gratitude and respect to the special coach.
• 【STAINLESS STEEL】- Top stainless steel keychain; Never fade; Never Tarnish; Never cause any allergy.
• 【PERFECT GIFT CHOICE】Wrapped in a classic beautiful wood gift box, is ready to be given as a gift - no wrapping paper or gift bags required.
• 【SERVICE GUARANTEE】:90-day money-back guarantee for any reason;If there are any problems with the purchase, please feel free to contact us, we will help to fix the problem or make the full refund.

User questions & answers

Question:	Why is this specified for coaches
Answer:	I think so. There are so many items inside. Shower gel, bubble bath, bath salt, body lotion, body butter.. also the essential oil which I like most. I usually like to put a few drops of essential oil in the bathtub. The lavender smell is so nice. What a wonderful bath experience !

• ❤BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE❤This 70th Birthday Keychain will come elegant package, and ready for gift giving. The lucky receiver will love this special birthday gift
• 【STAINLESS STEEL】- Top stainless steel keychain; Never fade; Never Tarnish; Never cause any allergy.
• 【PERFECT GIFT CHOICE】Wrapped in a classic beautiful wood gift box, is ready to be given as a gift - no wrapping paper or gift bags required.
• 【SERVICE GUARANTEE】： 90-day money-back guarantee for any reason;If there are any problems with the purchase, please feel free to contact us, we will help to fix the problem or make the full refund.

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Sannyra Happy Birthday Gifts Keychain

The birthday key chain will come beautifully wrapped and ready for gift giving.The lucky recipient will appreciate this special birthday gift，Very

creative key chain with her, she will love, give her the best wishes, with her growth, life, is a meaningful gift！

Happiness kept him company

Send your blessings to the one you love, a happy birthday key chain, unique and meaningful, and will keep your blessings with her, is your perfect

gift choice!

Give her the best present

When your loved one's birthday, give her this beautiful key chain. It could be your child, your mother, your friend, or your grandparents. This gift is a

great choice for them.

Happy Birthday Keychain

• BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE：This Birthday Keychain will come elegant package, and ready for gift giving. The lucky receiver will love this special birthday gift

• STAINLESS STEEL：Top stainless steel keychain; Never fade; Never Tarnish; Never cause any allergy.

Happy Birthday Keychain

• PERFECT GIFT CHOICE：Wrapped in a>

• The best way to give anyone a gift will be a surprise. Give your best wishes to her

Happy Birthday Keychain，Give anyone you want to love, will be a perfect gift!

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UNIQUE PRESENT FOR MANY OCCASIONS: The printed funny saying “Not a Day Over Fabulous” makes a unique gift as positive reminder that they are getting more fabulous than ever when celebrating their 21st, 30th, 40th, 50th, 60th, 70th, 80th, 90th, 100th milestone birthday or any bday in between. Great gift for Valentine's Day, Mother’s Day, Christmas, going away, retirement, wedding, anniversary.

• ✔❤PERFECT NOVELTY GIFT FOR ANY FABULOUS WOMEN: Great birthday gift ideas for yourself, your female best friends, besties, BFF, cousin, girl friends, sister in law, mom, wife, grandma, gigi, nana, aunt, daughter, daugther in law, teacher, employee, niece, nurses, neighbors, coworkers.
• ✔❤UNIQUE PRESENT FOR MANY OCCASIONS: The printed funny saying “Not a Day Over Fabulous” makes a unique gift as positive reminder that they are getting more fabulous than ever when celebrating their 21st, 30th, 40th, 50th, 60th, 70th, 80th, 90th, 100th milestone birthday or any bday in between. Great gift for Valentine's Day, Mother’s Day, Christmas, going away, retirement, wedding, anniversary.
• ✔❤Gift Box Packing❤：All you get are showing in the Pic2.Comes in Stylish Packaging with Silk-Finished Interior. This item is ready for gift giving. No need to repackage.1 x 14 oz mug,1 x cup lid, 1 x spoon, 1 x absorbent coaster，1 x Pink Greeting card(You can write down your blessings to your friends）.Larger size mugs and more accessories offered,meet your further coffee drinking need or gift giving need!
• ✔❤Elegant Hand Made❤： Each Mug’s pattern is unique，which symbolizes the unique love!Great Value, Gold and Marble Design ! Dishwasher safe but no Microwave safe.
• ✔If they don't meet your expectations, just contact us, you can return it at any time, and then we will make a full refund to you .We care deeply for our customers and make you our top priority! Thank you!

User questions & answers

Question:	where is this product made? thanks
Answer:	I really don't know were is made! But I do know my sister loves it.
Question:	How many ounces does it hold
Answer:	About 12 Ounces.
Question:	Jumway not a day over fabulous mug color grey looks purple in picture. Is it grey or purple
Answer:	Hello, I purchased the mug as a gift for a friend but the mug I purchased was mauve, and I don’t know the answer to your question.
Question:	Is it microwavable and dishwasher safe
Answer:	Dear customer, the mug is not recommend use in a microwave oven, and can be washed by a dishwasher. Thank you for your inquiry, have a great day!

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Sometimes You Forget That You are Awesome. This funny inspirational saying is printed on the cup and engraved on the keychain, it is a great gift idea to remind your best friends, coworkers, employees, family and other important people in your life do not forget how awesome they are.



Package including:

1 pc tumbler with lid

1 pc stainless steel keychain

1 pc stainless steel straw and straw brush

1 pc silicone straw cover



Insulted vacuum tumbler:

Material: 18/8 Food-grade stainless steel

Size: 4 1/2 * 3 1/7 inch

Weight: 0.4lb

Capacity: 12oz



Attention:

Not for use in a microwave and only hand wash

• LOVE AT FIRST: Sometimes You Forget That You are Awesome. Your best friend, family & colleagues can feel your appreciation and encouragement no matter at home, office, driving or traveling when they received the gifts.
• INSPIRATIONAL GIFT: This funny inspirational saying is printed on the cup and engraved on the keychain, it is a great gift idea to remind people do not forget how awesome they are.
• HIGH QUALITY TUMBLER: This is a great quality vacuum insulation tumbler, with double-wall design. It is made from 18/8 stainless steel which is durable, resistant to stains and unbreakable, easy to clean. Transparent waterproof splash proof sliding lid BPA Free safe without the threat of toxins.
• EXCELLENT INSULATION EFFECT: This double wall insulation tumbler can keep your drinks cold or hot for a long time，it is great for coffee, wine, soda, cola, beer, juice and more.
• GREAT FOR MANY OCCASIONS: These tumblers cups were made to be used many occasions, from pool parties and picnics to Holidays and weekend BBQ's, can also be used at home or office.It is perfect for 21st birthday, 30th, 40th, 50th, 60th, 70th, 80th milestone birthday or any bday in between, Christmas, stocking stuffers, congratulations for new job, end of year, thank you gifts, appreciation gifts, encouragement gifts, coworker leaving, goodbye gift, farewell gifts, or just because.

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Gift Set Includes Sargent Art Classic Fine Tip Markers in a Case, Set of 30 and Maybe Swearing Will Help: An Adult Coloring Book of Motivation, Puns & Cursing, Stress Relieving Designs to Relax and Enjoy! Maybe Swearing will Help is the perfect adult coloring book for those with a sense of humor and a bit of a foul mouth. This adult coloring book features funny pages with quotes of motivation, puns, and cursing for anyone to calm down with. From moderate designs to complex detailed images this book features a wide range of styles, cussing included. Enjoy therapeutic animals, tasty treats, elegant floral patterns, trendy word art and elaborate abstract designs to relax with. Each page brings a new sassy element to this form of art therapy and deserves a chuckle or two. Many designs feature animals including: Fox, Birds, Sheep, Bee, Whale, Fish, Puppies and more. Other pages include: Food, Pastries, Fruit, Ice Cream, Perfume Bottle, Bike and more! Enjoy pages featuring sayings: “Lady with the vocabulary of a Sailor”, “Wine down for what” and “Zen AF”. CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE. NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN.

• Gift Set Includes Sargent Art Classic Fine Tip Markers in a Case, Set of 30 and Maybe Swearing Will Help: An Adult Coloring Book of Motivation, Puns & Cursing, Stress Relieving Designs to Relax and Enjoy!
• Brilliant Color Formulation Designed to Produce Long Lasting Vibrant Colors and Hours of Fun
• Sargent Art Markers are Non-Toxic and Safe for Children and Younger Artists.
• Sargent Art Markers Feature a Unique Durable Felt Tip Which can be Used to Create Both Wider and Thinner Lines. Brush tip marker is shaped like a brush, but is sturdy and does not move like a brush. One Design Per Page, 30 Designs - Adult Coloring Book
• CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE. NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN.

User questions & answers

Question:	Is this spiral bound and are the graphics printed on one side of the paper
Answer:	With six dice you can play "10000" (also the "greedy dice game" or branded as "Farkle"). The rules can be found online, but the gist is that each player is rolling dice to collect points from 1s, 5s, and certain combinations of dice. You can stop at any time and bank your points for that turn, or press your luck and keep rolling the remaining dice to add to your score -- but if you roll without scoring anything, you lose your turn and all the points you have earned on that turn. "Pig" is a similar game played with one die at a time. On each turn, the player rolls the die and adds up the points until he decides to stop and keep the total, or until a 1 is rolled and all points are lost. First player to 100 wins. "Chicago" is a simple 11-round game. Each player rolls a pair of dice once per round, starting with 2 and going up to 12. If your total roll is the same as the round number, you get a point. Most points after all eleven rounds wins! "Mexico" requires two dice to roll and one die for each player to keep track of "lives," so with six dice you could play with up to four people. Everyone starts with six lives (indicated by the six on their life die facing up). Everyone rolls two dice and the lowest score loses a life. Play until only one player remains. There are lots of games you can play with just dice, such as Chō-Han Bakuchi, Balut, Liar's Dice, Sid Sackson's Solitaire Dice (http://www.ludism.org/scwiki/SolitaireDiceRules), and many others you can find rules for online, not to mention standard Craps or Poker Dice. Other games, such as Dice Bowling and Dice Run, are typically played with more dice but can be adapted for six.
Question:	Is this book appropriate for someone with cancer
Answer:	No
Question:	I'm wondering what kind of swear words we're talking about here? My friend doesn't mind swearing but doesn't really like the f word
Answer:	Yes

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What better gift to give your father, mother, friend, co-worker, or spouse than MySack? Practical yet hysterical, you’re sure to get some comments about this stress relief toy. Everyone has a little bit of immaturity in them (some more than others), and that’s why this sack makes one of the best gag gifts you can buy.



Smack-a-sack is practical yet sure to get a laugh. Squeeze the two included foam balls to your hearts content and watch as your stress turns into smiles. Every MySack is made with high-quality, ultra-suede fabric & industrial-strength stitching. It has a heavy-duty Velcro closure which is double stitched to ensure longevity. Simple instructions are printed on the holder. To immediately relieve built up frustration and tension, grasp top firmly and smack vigorously. Let your imagination run wild.

• ✅ Immediately Relieves Stress: It’s pretty hard to be frustrated while smacking a sack around. Release all that pent-up anger and tension on this stress relief toy. Laughing is sure to follow.
• ✅ Sturdy Construction: Every MySack is made with high-quality, ultra-suede fabric & industrial-strength stitching. It has a heavy-duty Velcro closure which is double stitched to ensure longevity.
• ✅ Conversation Starter: You probably don’t realize how many comments you’re about to receive on this funny gag gift (spoiler, a lot). This makes an awesome talking point for two people to share a laugh.
• ✅ Smack It Till You Smile: Let’s be honest – our co-workers never really grow up. This 8.5” x 5.5” sack is the perfect sized gift to share with an office buddy. It’s sure to be talked about for a long while!
• ✅ Absolutely 100% Risk-Free Purchase: We wouldn’t feel right keeping your money if you weren’t totally satisfied with MySack. That’s why we make our 30-day return policy easy, painless & fast.

User questions & answers

Question:	Do they make any noise when they squeezed really hard
Answer:	Yep! It’s on the back of the card the bracelet is on 👍
Question:	How big are the stress balls? Wondering if lacrosse balls would fit in it
Answer:	I only saw it in the silver color
Question:	Can this be worn for a more realistic effect? I see from comments below that it is too small. Too bad
Answer:	Piroir has a jewelry bag which is very beautiful and convenient for travel
Question:	Are they hard or squishy?...asking for a friend
Answer:	I found a cheap and beautiful jewelry website I have bought 9, the quality is good, and the logistics is very fast! The price is very cheap.

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When it comes to meltdowns, babies get all the excuses: "She's hungry." "He's overtired." "She needs a change." Reclaim your right to throw a fit at any age with this expressive pad, while maintaining your reputation for professionalism and maturity.

• Why be direct? Passive-aggressive notes get your point across slyly.
• Equally effective as a full-blown hissy fit!
• 4 x 5.25 inches, 50 sheets

• Why be direct? Passive-aggressive notes get your point across slyly
• 4 x 5.25 inches, 50 sheets
• Reclaim your right to throw a fit at any age with this expressive pad
• Equally effective as a full-blown hissy fit!
• Knock Knock is an independent maker of clever gifts, books, and whatever else they can think up; their mission is to bring humor, creativity, and smarts to everyday life

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Harness the Power of the Mighty Checkbox

Knock Knock Nifty Notes harness the power of the mighty checkbox and venerable blank line to make you instantly, effortlessly witty.

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• Products should be created with care.
• Good should be rewarded.
• Humor makes everything better.
• Common sense is uncommon.
• Smartness is fun. Ego is annoying.
• Passion and curiosity can make anything interesting.
• Even though it's possible to use fewer words than more, why?

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Our products are printed by us using the highest quality inks so that the makeup bags hold up against normal use. These bags are great gifts that are simple and standout. ║ ABOUT OUR MAKEUP BAGS ║ ◆ Size: 9″W x 7″H ◆ perfect size for holding all of your beauty products! ◆ Color: Natural Beige, featuring a sleek black zipper with a silver pull. ◆ Material: 100% Cotton and linen ◆ Care: Spot clean with mild soap and water. ◆ Image is professionally printed to ensure vibrant images. My products on Amazon are heavily influenced by the reviews of customers. I review every item I sold on Amazon honestly and without bias. If you have found my product helpful, please give us more feedback and review. Happy shopping!

• Double-sided printied, waterproof coating, to ensure high quality images that will remain vibrant with daily use.
• Size: 9″W x 7″H
• Color: Natural Beige, featuring a sleek black zipper with a silver pull
• Material: 100% Cotton and linen